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'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

Heaven - Under New Management.

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel changing a star lightbulb

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

Saint Peter using a security screening.

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

Angels See Noah's Ark.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

'Here he comes - Look busy!'