Angelic Amusements Prints

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"But you're paper trained and we don't have any newspapers or newspaper people."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Heaven - Under New Management.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'When they said I couldn't take it with me, I immediately had my halo plated with 24-karat gold.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

Vicar blowing smoke halo.

"I like it here. It's nice being part of a flock."

Saint Peter using a security screening.

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

Angels See Noah's Ark.

Bull greets matador at gates of heaven.

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'