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Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Heaven - Under New Management.

"I get great reception this way."

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I see my wife made it in.'

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.