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Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Supply was out of harps.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"It has yet to turn a profit."

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Heaven - Under New Management.

"I get great reception this way."

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'

Angel changing a star lightbulb

'I didn't know Heaven had another entrance?'

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

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