Angelic Amusement Seeker Pillows

Angels smoke outside the Pearly Gates

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Keyboard in Heaven

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Heaven - Under New Management.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'