Angelic Giggle Seeker Pillows

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Easter Island Secret

I am one with stupid.

Toilet humour

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Octopus gets tickled pink

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Black Hole Corks

'Whoops!'

'He's a gassy baby.'

Still living with parents....