Angelic Giggle Seeker Pillows

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Easter Island Secret

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Toilet humour

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'He's a gassy baby.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Still living with parents....

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Whoops!'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Octopus gets tickled pink