Unexpected Giggle Seeker Pillows

Ladder in a lift shard.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

'I can't pronounce either his name or the out-sourced country where he works.'

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Easter Island Secret

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Octopus gets tickled pink

"What would you serve with toast?"

Still living with parents....

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'He's a gassy baby.'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

'Darn good oil that!'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

Doctor to patient 'Take two of these and call me in the morning...'

I like a good whodunit.

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

'Sorry, it's always the same - one glass of champers and I go all giggly!'

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.