Galactic Giggle Seeker Pillows

"I'm sorry John you just can't name the planet 'Urectum'."

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

Easter Island Secret

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Toilet humour

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

Still living with parents....

Black Hole Corks

'He's a gassy baby.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Whoops!'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Darn good oil that!'