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I agree it's kind of sad...but it was just a matter of time.

Clown God

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'The doctors and nurses all said he was the heaviest newborn they'd ever seen.'

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Easter Island Secret

'Man, I'm bombing,'

I am one with stupid.

Toilet humour

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'What makes you say I spoil the cat?'

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'He's a gassy baby.'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

Still living with parents....

"What would you serve with toast?"

Octopus gets tickled pink

'Whoops!'

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

Chiropractor jokes.

'Darn good oil that!'

"I'm sorry but the bubbles make me giggle."

I like a good whodunit.

Jesus Seals the Hick...