Godlike Giggler Pillows

"Try not to look too much like an angel down there"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'It was this big. I swear'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Fancy a pint?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

I am one with stupid.

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

'Whoops!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'