Spiritual Giggler Pillows

2pm meet your Creator

I am one with stupid.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fancy a pint?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"The cookies are always stale."

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Black Hole Corks

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Various Birds of Pray.

'Whoops!'