Spiritual Giggler Pillows

2pm meet your Creator

I am one with stupid.

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Get on with it!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"The cookies are always stale."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Black Hole Corks

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Various Birds of Pray.

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Whoops!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."