Philosophical Giggler Pillows

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

2pm meet your Creator

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Man, I'm bombing,'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Whoops!'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

"It's from the IRS. They demand full disclosure of all treasures laid up here."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."