Punny Giggler Pillows

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

A Grumble Bee

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

'No.'

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Ass-tronauts.

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Ye olde optician.'

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"Well, some of us mortals have to get up tomorrow morning."

Salon of Apartment 4-N

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'