Punny Giggler Gifts

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

A Grumble Bee

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

'No.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"Who ate all the pieties?"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

Ass-tronauts.

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Ye olde optician.'

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

Three wall angels...

'Of course He never listens - He's OMNISCIENT!'

"I believe you know Mars, God of Defense."