Grumpy Giggler Gifts

'No.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Not you. Your hair.

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Pest control, with death.

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

A Grumble Bee

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Dicing with Death'

Medical Treatment.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

Spiritualist Society Parking

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

Dead & Breakfast.

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'Take a piece of candy and a tax form. The treat is a gratuity and therefore reportable income.'