Grumpy Giggler Prints

'No.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

A Grumble Bee

'Dicing with Death'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Medical Treatment.

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

Uncle Murray Weekly

Dead & Breakfast.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'