Grumble Giggler Gifts

A Grumble Bee

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Ah-Choo!

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

'Dicing with Death'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"I'd let her go, but she's so good with the kids."

'It needs more punctuation.'

Dead & Breakfast.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'Do you have any experience in wrongful-death cases?'

'No.'

"Sorry, my mind was wandering. Were we complaining about today's youth, the government or the weather?"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

Ghost Comedy

"I attract all the crypts."