Gullible Giggler Gifts

'It was this big. I swear'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

Gullib-Os

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'Whoops!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

A Grumble Bee

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'We find the defendant to be TOAST.'

Confession Ratings.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'It needs more punctuation.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I attract all the crypts."