Satirical Giggler Gifts

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

Cavemen Exhibit

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Confession Ratings.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"Who ate all the pieties?"

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse