Professional Giggler Gifts

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

I am one with stupid.

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"He was a whistle blower but I was the only one who could hear it."

Identical twins, separated at birth. Both like to...chase cars, take naps, fetch sticks, bark, sit on furniture.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'How's the spleen?' 'The spleen? Where is it?' 'I never studied the spleen.' 'I was left back in my spleen class.' 'I failed spleen.' 'I thought we didn't have to know the spleen.'

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

"We interrupt this program because the actors just can't stop giggling."

"Guess what face I'm making now."

'Sorry I'm late - there was a mixup, and I got reincarnated in Naples instead of Nepal.'

"I'm not on board with this."

Laughing like hyenas.

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

'It's 'Wolverines Without Borders'. . . They want you to perform classic Fusco material in development countries where people don't have access to the comics.'

"Goopta feels that enlightenment should be fun."

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.