Business Giggler Gifts

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

Clown God

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

I have decided that all future board meetings will be held before lunch.

That should get you motivated.

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'How are you at takeovers?'

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

I am one with stupid.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I'm with the band.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

"I have your evaluation...great teamwork, great morale...basically, you're a good dog."

T-rex takes a selfie

'Whoops!'

"The GOOD news is that customers complaints are down, the BAD news is that we've got no customers."

"That's great that you're on 8 different social media sites, but how are you at bank reconciliations, accounts payable, and working?"

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

'The contest brought in only twenty two wrappers...'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Sorry, I've some bad news about your nest egg.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."