Investment Giggler Gifts

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

'Sorry, I've some bad news about your nest egg.'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"What kind of mileage does it get?"

'Whoops!'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'I'm worried - she insisted on closing every one of her accounts while she waited...'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

"Are you sure our off shore holdings are safe?"

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"These investments aren't without risk. Your mailbox might explode with prospectuses."

'It needs more punctuation.'

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

'Your portfolio took a beating...,but the good news is no humans or animals were injured.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...