Lab Giggler Gifts

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

The Busy Gardener

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Hardy Annuals

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Batman's Baby

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

"What are you in for?"

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Where are you going?'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

Balding gnomes

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

'Man, I'm bombing,'

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."