Gymnastics Giggler Gifts

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Hockey Goal

Pommel Horse Poops.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Tred carefully mill.

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Stretcher Header.

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."