Galaxy Giggler Gifts

One day, an astromer discovered that Orion's belt is actually unbuckled.

The Big A** Theory

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Clown God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Get on with it!

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Fancy a pint?

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Whoops!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'