Gym Giggler Gifts

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

Tred carefully mill.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Dicing with Death'

'Finally some good news about out new vitamin pill!'

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Smite Golfer or Cow?

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

Dead & Breakfast.

"You do realize that this entire side of the galaxy is laughing at you and your NASCAR fixation don't you?"

'I'm going to take a shower - No peeking, now.'

'He's definitely not a top flite.'

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"Alice said the bottle had 'Drink Me' on the label but the only word I can see is Gin!"

"I'm not taking any chances. . ."

"He's so cute! What kind of dog is that?"

'Our company drone found you on the golf course yesterday after you called in sick.'

"Not It!"

'When you said Bob acts like a little baby when he loses a hand, you weren't kidding.'

Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

'Even at your age, Norman, getting an STD is nothing to be pleased about.'