Geometric Giggler Gifts

"This is an octagon after cutbacks."

Shape Battle

Clown God

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Get on with it!

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Fancy a pint?

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Black Hole Corks

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'Whoops!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.