Exercise Enthusiast Giggler Gifts

'I got it from one of those home shopping shows. You're guaranteed to burn twice as many calories as your meal contains.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Fitness in church.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercise Car.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"You could do with some weight training."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Tred carefully mill.

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Dog on skates.

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.