Exercise Enthusiast Giggler Pillows

Yoga for Alcoholics

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

Fast Food Dieter

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Fitness in church.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercise Car.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"You could do with some weight training."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Lady keeping fit by skipping with her mouse chord.

Tred carefully mill.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'I'm very active. I'm always jumping to conclusions, stretching the truth, skipping lunch, and jogging my memory. With all that jumping, stretching, skipping and jogging, I still can't lose weight.'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'

Dog on skates.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Elephant chases peanut on stick while running on treadmill.

Sidewinder Sam's Aerobic Studio

"Maybe it's about time you brought an arm, chest, shoulder, back and lower leg master?"