Joyful Exerciser Pillows

Dog on skates.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Exercise Class

Running

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

Exercising

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Jogging Bottoms

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Keep Fit.

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Holiday Aerobics.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."