Fitness Enthusiast Chuckles Gifts

"Your health insurance only kicks in when you can run 100m in under 10 seconds."

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Keep Fit.

Old Karate Master

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"What already?! If it weren't for my extraordinary willpower, I'd be exercising right now!"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'Like it'll do any good.'

attorney at law

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"Same weight as you were in high school, great....now put the other foot on the scale too!"

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

'Now they're saying exercise doesn't cure depression.'

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

home fitness/fatness

"I'm not sure what that feels like."

Broadband developments

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'