Lyricist Giggler Gifts

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

Clown God

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

'It was this big. I swear'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Whoops!'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."