Lyricist Giggler Prints

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

Clown God

Get on with it!

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'It was this big. I swear'

Fancy a pint?

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

2pm meet your Creator

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

I am one with stupid.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

'Whoops!'

"My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

The Electricians Giraffe Aid

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

'Big Issue!'

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

"Ow. That's the second time you've stepped on my foot."

A filing cabinet of taxes lands on the American Gothic couple.

"Wine?! Laddie, he'll have my attention when he can change water into Scotch!"

www.islandcam.org Just when Doug thought things couldn't get any worse

"Who ate all the pieties?"

'My next song is about a singer who should get into another line of work.'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...