Youthful Giggler Prints

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Clown God

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

Confession Ratings.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

"I attract all the crypts."

"Who ate all the pieties?"

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"