Youthful Giggler Pillows

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

Clown God

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

2pm meet your Creator

Nethead strip: Speak binary

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

I am one with stupid.

'If Batman can have a batmobile why can't a snowman...'

'Whoops!'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a god appalled by how his name is used in vain.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Confession Ratings.

'AAAAH! UDDER LEECH!'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

'Honey, there's a zombie at the door looking for brains,,,do we have anything for him'

"I attract all the crypts."

"I think I'm picking up a 'holier than thou' vibe here."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"Why..... Why, why Delilah? Because she was no good for me"

Santa in hospital bed with intravenous milk and cookies in situ.

'Did we ever hit menopause?'