Youthful Antics Pillows

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Lollies

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Creative right?'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"