Immature Antics Pillows

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

The Devil making snow angels.

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"So tell me about your last poop."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"