Immature Antics Gifts

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

The Devil making snow angels.

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"So tell me about your last poop."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'