Naughty Antics Gifts

'I understand what you've done, Kevin, but I can't condone it.'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Groucho Chicken

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Canine Frat Parties

Playpen Jailbreak.

'You do nice work!'

"Just pick out the one who ate your husband."

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

"Come on Ed! Cheer up! Look! Worm Attack! Arrahhh!"

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."