Childrens' Antics Gifts

'Typical of a boy - yesterday he wanted to marry me. . .'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

The Goalkeeper

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

Lollies

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.