Toddler Antics Gifts

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

The Goalkeeper

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Look dear...his first googly!"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'Your Walking!'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'