Toddler Antics Gifts

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

The Goalkeeper

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"Look dear...his first googly!"

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Your Walking!'