Toddler Antics Enthusiast Gifts

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

It's all gravy.

'It wasn't premeditated.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'She has great communication skills.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Statistically, drooling is only cute for the first six months. After that we'll have to start screaming in public to get any kind of attention.'

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

Father's Day

Why is your two-year old so quiet?

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

Cheeky Girl

Clown running.

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"