Teenage Antics Enthusiast Gifts

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

It's all gravy.

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Other men just sing in the bath

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"RUN! Here comes the long arm of the law!"

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

Our poor daughter doesn't have a prom date. Mo-om! I'm going with a group, of friends. No one "dates." Then I don't need a shotgun? Da-ad! I'll never get a boyfriend! Good. I heard that.

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

Paul Revere circa 3rd grade.

'Hey, don't do that! Don't you know they send cribbers to the fox farm?'

Clown running.

Cheeky Girl

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

"Typical teenager-straight for the burger bar."

Fat Kid 33- Stops playing with the cat

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

"Before I read my 'What I did over the weekend' report, I'd like you to sign this agreement granting me full immunity from any acts I may have allegedly committed."

"Ipod, playstation, trainers,clothes, why couldn't you get me something really useful like condoms?!

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

Poetry corner: junior high edition

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"