Childhood Antics Fan Gifts

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."