Infant Antics Fan Gifts

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

It's all gravy.

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Namastayyy

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."