Athletic Antics Fan Gifts

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Stubborn Horse

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"What's your occupation?"

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Namastayyy

Cat scratches dog's car.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

A dog banging a snare drum.

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

He thinks I can't see him...

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Happy Entrails To You....

Dog's dinner.

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

A&E Department: "Take a seat!"