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'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Stubborn Horse

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Here we go again...'

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Namastayyy

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Golf escape.

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

A dog banging a snare drum.

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'