Sports Antics Fan Pillows

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Stubborn Horse

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'Here we go again...'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Golf escape.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."