Athletic Antics Lovers Gifts

'I hate it when the track team comes to lunch.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Cristiano Ronaldo

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

Dog Walking on Stilts

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

Cow puts salad dressing on grass.

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

Zoom

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Counselor, your last witness bit the bailiff and soiled the witness stand. Wolverines will be wolverines.

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

First Shot Discus Thrower

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'