Athletic Enthusiasts Gifts

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Saving a Heart

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Ratminton

Gary turns 40.

"How should we divide the teams?"

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A day at the transgenic races